I am a motivational speaker. Let me ask you something. How long does it take to be magnificent? Two and a half years. To answer your question: Two and a half years. That’s how long I’ve been growing my fingernails: two and a half years and I am a motivational speaker. My goal is to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
What does it take to become great? What does it take to be magnificent? – It takes Tenacity, Hard Work, Focus, Fortitude, Stick-To-Itiveness… Sacrifice!
And acronym I call THWFFSTIS
Tenacity – Hard Work: I’m a finger nail biter! Every day I want to bite my nails! Every day. But I stay….
Focused: I want to be magnificent – the best – I want to be in “The Book.”
Fortitude: To stand alone. My wife left me two and a half years ago. I chose to do this – to be great – she left me.
Stick-To-Itiveness: I’ve been alone for two and a half years. No woman wants her genitals to be touched with these fingernails. With these fingernails I cannot even touch my own genitals! I have to have somebody come in to help me – do simple things – touch my genitals, go to the bath room, to bath me, to feed me – Cook for Me! Really, do you think I can be around fire? I cannot be around an oven – I cannot flip a pancake. I cannot drive a car. I cannot make my bed. I cannot work out. I cannot go to a gym. Imagine me on an elliptical machine. I have canker sores in my armpits!
Sacrifice: It takes Sacrifice to be magnificent, and these are the sacrifices I make. This is what I do to be magnificent.
Look for my new book “Magnificent!” to be on line in 2013.
You will not get a signed autographic copy of the book because I can’t hold a pen… because of my fingernails.
